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La Voiture Noire 

The Bugatti "La Voiture Noire" is a One-off car purposely made as a homage to the classic Atlantic.

it's exclusive in full black, its name literally meaning The Black Car, and it being a bugatti means it goes crazy fast

Its like the Rich Man's Centodieci, but what rich man would buy a Centodieci if they can straight up buy a Voiture Noire?

Surprisingly, the vast hell of Wattpad has still not written any Centodieci x Voiture fanfiction yet...
guy 1: how do you pronounce La Voiture Noire?
guy 2: *speaks in hieroglyphics*
guy 1: ok

Oratrice Mechanique D'analyse Cardinale De La Voiture D'ore Electrique 

It is a self made word by an 8th grader. "Oratrice mechanique d'analyse cardinale de la voiture d'or electrique" (French) noun: A whimsical term used to describe luxurious and high-performance supercars, often adorned in gold exteriors, that are utilized as police cars in certain locations, such as Dubai. These vehicles represent a symbol of extravagance and showcase the fusion of law enforcement and opulence in a unique and eye-catching manner.
David: Listen Dude, What is your favorite car?
*A bunch of elite supercars owned by the dubai police go by and catch a criminal*
Richard: Every single one of those gorgeous Oratrice Mechanique D'analyse Cardinale De La Voiture D'ore Electrique.
David: My notable mentions include the Mclaren Speedtail and the Lykan Hypersport.
Richard: Mine is the latest addition of the Ferrari Pininfarina Sergio
To be slightly homosexual online, to get insulted without your knowledge online. To be so gay, you want to suck everyone's dick.
"Look at that Vo1ture, he thinks he can get into evoke by submitting tags."
Vo1ture by Kamangir October 19, 2008
To be sly online, to insult people without their knowledge online. To be so good, everyone wants to suck up to you.
Man, that nigga is a vo1ture.
vo1ture by Spahny April 20, 2008
A rich dubai kid who spends all day spinning in circles in a game called “black ops 3apparently
Volture: “I AM NOT RICH!”

Comes to ps4: i only have a golden ps4 and a diamond bed and an emerald controller and it isnt much.
Torture, however, when the victim does not give in to a torture method, you cut off and eat one of their fingers or toes without chewing. just straight down the hatch.
guy 1: Dude, Hitler was so cruel to the Jews with all of his gas chambers!
guy 2: Their lucky that vorture wasn't involved.
guy 1: Shit, You Right!
vorture by vorture master 69 June 27, 2021