A group of rules used by friends when drinking. The rules should be written and signed by all members prior to drinking. The format should follow the Geniva Convention.
1.That basturd just passed up a free drink! That is a clear violation of our Vodka Convention. This Violation must be delt with swiftly.
2.Did he just kiss a ugly chick at the bar? That is definatly a violation of our Vodka Convention.