Goats are like mushrooms; if you shoot a duck, I’m scared of toasters.
“Yo man we got so high yesterday” - Brad Pitt
“Definitely!! Goats were like mushrooms; if ya shot a duck, I’d be scared of toasters.” -Other Brad Pitt

“Vocabulary 10/10” - Chris Pratt
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