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Vitaphilia 

Vi-ta-phil-i-a vy-tah-fill-ee-uh

- Noun

The erotic attraction to living beings. The opposite of necrophilia.

Many zombies are considered to be strong vitaphiliacs and most suffer from advanced Voreaphiliaalso.
Ex. 1

Dude 1: Dude! I'd totally bang that chick!
Therapist: I see. You appear to have a strong case of vitaphilia!

Ex. 2

Zombie 1: Graah, guh, bwuh, GRAAAH. {Translation: Hey, there is such a hot, helpless girl over there! I think I'll go over and "eat her out", if you catch my meaning!}
Zombie 2: Bwuh? Grahhgh hugrhh! {Translation: What? That's sick! You must have vitaphilia!}
Zombie 1: Gruhbuh, raghhh. {Translation: At least I'll be eating tonight, asshole.}
Vitaphilia by O Tired One March 29, 2009
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viviphilia 

Love of life.
Scuba diving gives me viviphilia!
viviphilia by viviphilia November 12, 2013
Related Words

Vivophiliac

Abnormal love for a living thing, especially as it relates to living dead unto mortal beings.

Such examples include

- Dracula, and his many suitors
- Edward Cullen and bell swan (twilight sage)

Also
Vivophile
That zombie is a full vivophiliac, he only dates living girls
Vivophiliac by Gloverdoom April 1, 2020

vivophilia 

A sexual attraction towards, or sexual act involving living things. Opposite of necrophilia.
Being a ghost and fucking a person who's alive is not necrophilia. It's vivophilia.
vivophilia by bammay nutterson April 26, 2021

Vivuphilia 

A kink that refers to an undead being that is sexually attracted to a living being.

Origins - iFunny January 2, 2019. A post depicting a scene from "Casper", wherein Casper exhibited joy at the sight of a girl in his bed. This prompted the question of whether it was appropriate to refer to a situation in which an undead being is attracted to a living being as necrophilia. As necrophilia is a term used to describe a situation in which a living being is sexually attracted to a corpse, this term did not fit the situation. Thus it was posited that a new word, vivuphilia, be used to describe this situation. "Vivu-", coming from the latin "vivus" meaning "alive". This root word is also more commonly known in the word "vivusection".
Vivuphilia has never been used in a sentence and will likely never be outside a discussion involving a fantasy setting with sentient undead.
Vivuphilia by DisturbedCitizen January 2, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026