A sexual act which is synonymous with the "Vulcan Death Grip" or "Vulcan Nerve Pinch".
The Vigorous Vulcan is a brutal, soul crushing and mentally demoralizing handjob. Your chicken will be literally choked- your monkey mercilessly spanked-your bishop beat until crippled.
Subsequently, your member will have the same fate as the majority of Star Trek's Red Shirts: Death in Agony, along with enough friction-burn to ensure that it looks like a red shirt in the first place.
The Vigorous Vulcan is a brutal, soul crushing and mentally demoralizing handjob. Your chicken will be literally choked- your monkey mercilessly spanked-your bishop beat until crippled.
Subsequently, your member will have the same fate as the majority of Star Trek's Red Shirts: Death in Agony, along with enough friction-burn to ensure that it looks like a red shirt in the first place.
I received a handjob in my lady friend's car last night. Needless to say it was freezing below zero and she gave me a vigorous vulcan. Now it hurts to move. Khannn!!!!!
by Khann!! October 25, 2011