Dirty Viggo

When two guys fuck a dualsided fleshlight and the tips of the penises gently kiss in the middle.

Morgan and Erik did a Dirty Viggo

by fejskire November 27, 2021

Dirty Viggo

A person with an obsession of touch by females

Dont go near that guy, he's a Dirty Viggo.

by psycho xo September 30, 2021

The Viggo Mortensen effect

When you fall in love with a fictional character from a movie/tv show and it turns out the actor looks nothing like them in real life. E.g Aragorn from lord of the rings is played by Viggo Mortensen who looks nothing like him in real life

Man 1: Bro I’m in love with Aragorn

Man 2: yeah, shame the actor aged like milk
Man 1: that’s the Viggo Mortensen effect

by Winelover42069 January 1, 2022

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

sex god

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

1.Aragorn/stryder in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy
2.pretty damn hot for a old guy

Aragorn fought bravely against Saurons army at the battle of Helms Deep

by chikadee December 23, 2003

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

the most beautiful soul i could ever hope to meet.

Hello Im Mrs Mortensen

by Linsay March 14, 2004

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

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and mine

me: oh aragorn show me your sword
aragorn: you can see my sword anytime

by kate January 2, 2004