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When someone tells you their whole life plan in an unsolicited monologue as small talk.

When you ask about someone's day and they expound on everything that they ever accomplished.
Bob: Hey Mike! How are you?

Mike: Great. I just saved half of the rainforest, and liberated Tibet. I am now planning on devoting my time to feeding dying orphans in Africa, and...

Bob: Yo! I didn't ask for your Verbal CV.
by Unicorn86 April 20, 2010
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