venetian blonde
Too red to be a real blonde. Too blonde to be red-haired. Almost auburn but blonder. Almost golden, but redder.
venetian blonde by fashion-pansy November 2, 2013
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venetian snares
1. Frankly incredible mash up of noise, jungle, shouting, breaks, unidentified breaking objects and Stevie Wonder on ketamine driving at 400mph down the M1 projectile vomiting to the sound of his own music played at 10 times the normal speed. Venetian Snares has managed to capture the essence of some of the world's most violent massacres and translate them into a whole funk collector's collection worth of number one break core hits! Absolutely imperative listening.
2. Simply put, the greatest electronic music artist ever, comparable to
Jesus Christ in skill, although in unrelated fields of work.
3. a.k.a. Aaron Funk
2. Simply put, the greatest electronic music artist ever, comparable to
Jesus Christ in skill, although in unrelated fields of work.
3. a.k.a. Aaron Funk
venetian snares by anonymous May 4, 2004
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Venetian Step Dance
When someone is upside-down twerking against a wall and they shit themselves so the poop drips down and covers their whole body
"Fuckkk bro I was at this party and some bitch did a Venetian Step Dance it was rawwwwwww!!! SHIT EVERYWHERE!"
Venetian Step Dance by DaveFrancosBoner September 19, 2013
Venetian Spearman
When you stand fully erect 15 feet from your bitch spread eagle and sprint full speed towards her hoping for full penetration.
Venetian Spearman by imhayes86 January 28, 2017
Venetian Sunrise
A sexual move in which, as the man is getting a boner, the woman gives him a blowjob, trying to get him to cum before his erection is in full bloom.
Venetian Sunrise by Urban Dictionary March 24, 2008
venetian fountain
Kayla: "Guess what Kelly did last night?"
Ashley: "What?"
Kayla: "She totally gave Ben a venetian fountain."
Ashley: "That shit is nasty! I hope he closed his eyes in time."
Ashley: "What?"
Kayla: "She totally gave Ben a venetian fountain."
Ashley: "That shit is nasty! I hope he closed his eyes in time."
venetian fountain by CB1703 March 3, 2009
Venitis
(stems from the Spanish word, "vener," which, literally translated, means "to come."
a disorder in which an English speaking person who hears, types, or merely says the word "come" thinks/types/writes the obscene "cum." Sufferers of venitis span all demographic groups of English speakers. There is no known cure at this time.
a disorder in which an English speaking person who hears, types, or merely says the word "come" thinks/types/writes the obscene "cum." Sufferers of venitis span all demographic groups of English speakers. There is no known cure at this time.
Lady 1: "These are being given away in AS IT IS CONDITION on first-cum-first serve basis."
Lady 2 (offering commentary): "She clearly suffers from Venitis."
Lady 2 (offering commentary): "She clearly suffers from Venitis."