The condition that follows Swamp Ass due to the drying of sweat on the hair bridging the asscrack. This creates a Velcro like bond between hair on different sides of the crack.
by YunChop January 13, 2018
Velcro Ass is a company invented by 4 geniuses during math class. It emphasizes on taking asses from people with a surplus of ass to give to others who are not as fortunate as them via velcro.
Established on December 7th, 2007
their appraised motto is:
if you have no butt
and you need one fast
get some get some velcro ass!
Regular buttocks go for sale for as low as 5 per cheek.
Established on December 7th, 2007
their appraised motto is:
if you have no butt
and you need one fast
get some get some velcro ass!
Regular buttocks go for sale for as low as 5 per cheek.
by .notna December 25, 2007