A Velcro bitch is the highest level of clingers, topping even a level 5 clinger.
A Velcro bitch is a woman or man that claim relationship status of a person without even meeting in person.
A Velcro bitch is a woman or man that claim relationship status of a person without even meeting in person.
I met a Velcro bitch online from another state that wanted to be official couples prior to ever meeting for first date and repeatedly talks about wanting to be married.
by Waylow79 July 18, 2015
another word for "nigger" typically used by white people around black people so that black people do no get offended because blacks do not know what it means. (real ninjas are typically dressed all black as to see only their eyes; the "velcro" in velcro ninja denotes the type of hair they possess) Can be used as a racial slur, but usually used to show ethnic awareness within a group setting.
White man (to white friend) at a club: Let's leave. All these woman seem to favor the velcro ninja population.
White man #2: You're right, let's scram before a drunken "Reggin" pulls a gun.
White man #2: You're right, let's scram before a drunken "Reggin" pulls a gun.
by M.R June 13, 2006
Velcro Ass is a company invented by 4 geniuses during math class. It emphasizes on taking asses from people with a surplus of ass to give to others who are not as fortunate as them via velcro.
Established on December 7th, 2007
their appraised motto is:
if you have no butt
and you need one fast
get some get some velcro ass!
Regular buttocks go for sale for as low as 5 per cheek.
Established on December 7th, 2007
their appraised motto is:
if you have no butt
and you need one fast
get some get some velcro ass!
Regular buttocks go for sale for as low as 5 per cheek.
by .notna December 25, 2007
( statement, Quote ); I came, I saw, I stuck around.
Used when entering a room full of your more intelligent friends, and you have no other desire than to hang out with them.
Used when entering a room full of your more intelligent friends, and you have no other desire than to hang out with them.
'Veni Vidi Velcro!' Jerry said to the amusement of his buds, as he slipped into the room and threw himself onto the couch.
by YoucancallmeFloyd September 25, 2007
Velcro Forehead!--the act of dramatically slapping back of wrist against forehead, swooning with eyes rolled back--in dismay over some minor inconvenience...
Eager boyfriend courting woman prepares an elaborate candelight dinner, forgetting she prefers Blue Cheese dressing.....
"How COULD you serve me Ranch dressing!?"
"You _obviously_ DON'T love me!!"
Velcro Forehead then is employed for added flair.....
"How COULD you serve me Ranch dressing!?"
"You _obviously_ DON'T love me!!"
Velcro Forehead then is employed for added flair.....
by Nik-ki September 25, 2006
Noun. When a person is so incredibly brilliant that they can do something like invent an Iphone, but they cannot do simple things like tie their shoes so they wear velcro sneakers. The man who invented the microprocessor is velcro shoes smart.
Dr. K figured out how to put RAM, all the registers, flash memory, and the CPU all into one microcontroller. He is velcro shoes smart.
by CPT Ron November 14, 2017
Laying or sitting on a bed or sofa, theres a sudden reason to get up, but getting up seems to be out of these peoples physical abilitys so they must shuffle there velcro arse along the sofa/bed taking the sheets and cusions along for the ride.
by Triple J August 31, 2005