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Charlie Sheen.
Greg: "Have you seen Charlie Sheen today?"

Paul: "Yeah, earlier. He should be at work right now."

Greg: "What does he do for a living besides act?"

Paul: "You don't know? He's a Vatican Assassin Warlock"

Greg: "Oh. I was unaware."

Paul: "WINNING!"
by KieferKhaos March 12, 2011
n. Charlie Sheen. Don't believe it? He admitted it himself during his radio meltdown!
News Anchor: This just in. Apparently Charlie Sheen is a Vatican Assassin Warlock. Watch out...he works for the Pope and murders people!
by DireClown June 29, 2011