|1.||Vatican Assassin Warlock|
Greg: "Have you seen Charlie Sheen today?"
Paul: "Yeah, earlier. He should be at work right now."
Greg: "What does he do for a living besides act?"
Paul: "You don't know? He's a Vatican Assassin Warlock"
Greg: "Oh. I was unaware."
|2.||Vatican Assassin Warlock|
n. Charlie Sheen. Don't believe it? He admitted it himself during his radio meltdown!
News Anchor: This just in. Apparently Charlie Sheen is a Vatican Assassin Warlock. Watch out...he works for the Pope and murders people!