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When a person sustains a facial injury, making their appearance unattractive or grotesque. Reference: Tom Cruise had his face hideously reconstructed after a car accident in the movie Vanilla Sky.
Dude, did you see that chick? She took a major face plant last night after too much Jäger and totally got Vanilla Sky'd.
by Milk shake December 05, 2009