The sounds made by hot gas bubbling through a volume of Santorum.
In Iowa, Santorum is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious Vander Plaats.
by Freeiowan March 8, 2012
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Noun - To be an overall boring, yet somehow manipulative, person who is content living in the background until they decide to do someone or something dirty. Usually applied to a person who has been convincing someone else to cheat on their partner with them.

Verb - to do something that others would consider wrong, usually used in a sexual or intimate context. Is often used to describe a person with low morals and a lack of respect for boundaries.
Noun - "Do you see that girl over there? No, not the pretty one. The bookish, plain one in the corner who isn't very friendly. Yeah, I heard she hooked up with Sarah's bf while Sarah was at work. What a Vander-Ghinsty thing to do to someone.

Verb -" That chick Brandi decided to get drunk and Vander-Ghinsted all over town last night. And now she has the audacity to complain that all men are cheating, unloving bastards. What a piece of work."
by Imstillhere11 May 3, 2017
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When two guys score with the same chick at the same time
Hey Baby, wanna get Vander-Cooked
by Ernie-Bo-Bernie April 26, 2008
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a disgusting little creature in fables and children's tales, made to make children laugh at its disfigured body and face. Also known to be extremely stupid, and is the lowest creature on the list of scary monsters. The largest disfigurement is in the eyes; causing them to slant and squint. Does not reach above 5 1/2 feet in height.
...And the vander pol stood as tall as it could, a gutteral roar coming from its throat. A mere squeak came out, and its squinted eyes started to cross. The hunters all laughed at its stupidity.

*child laughs at mother's story*
by yes thats my name January 28, 2011
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A gay Russian with terrible jokes, he like men named Vito. And can’t hit the net but is funny once and a while.
The kid is so not funny must be a Victor Vander.
by The cool dude of NY December 24, 2019
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Him.
Heath Vander Ark is him.
by Sailingboats20 February 10, 2023
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