Bad with puns, no trust
Molested some children once, well at least tried to.

His memes are shit too.

Oh yeah, his brother is a communist too.
"Vance, do you have friends?"
"Who needs friends when you have math?"
by Iamthevillain January 12, 2017
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A short man with a small dick gets friend zoned all the girls pitty him to nice to his asshole friends shy but funny to mess with and good to hang out with
Alice: That guy is so adorable

Sarah : yea he’s a Vance
by Shghk November 26, 2018
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The act of stalking someone through the use of Snapchat maps or the act of getting stalked

The word is inspired and originated from a teenager in Adelaide named Joshua Vance. He is known for vancing.
Vancing, Vanced: “Henry is at a bando in Belair, I’m vancing him”, “I was at bay alone because I was pressed, but I got vanced by my mates instead”
by TwintowersIsa January 28, 2023
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1.an exceptionally talented person.
2.being the best.
iam the vance at video games
by senior bacon August 1, 2006
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A member of a social network group or forum that continuously posts incredibly shitty music, while commenting to themselves alone. Threads reaching upwards from 5 to 65 comments per post from op to bottom.
All night last night, Jeff was vancing a thread with Nickleback videos. smdh.
by Soffa Realhz September 15, 2013
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really really HOT and amazing guy with a 12 inch dick is a good listener and would make the best boyfriend ever extremely caring people either love him or hate him but is an all round awesome guy he has friends that are pricks most of the time and only hangs out with them because he feels sorry for them enjoys dance music and hates grunge he may say that he doesn't have a girl on his mind but he always has one special girl on his mind has the best fashion sense ever and makes girls want him with one glance yet he will only truly care for one he is very unique and HOT
vance is the hottest guy ever
by ezioauditore101 November 29, 2011
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The act of dancing while one sobs and cries profusely, usually while one's life is in great danger, yet still totally rocking it.
Person X is being threatened and forced to vance by a chainsaw-wielding monster. Person X starts vancing, absolutely going to town while crying their eyes out in the fear of death.
by LiterallyDyingRNUwU February 16, 2021
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