A female teacher, a haggard-faced, vomit-inducing fugly of a woman, who has an ear-jarring cackle, and a goatish sense of humor whom nobody likes.
"Ooooh, If that VanGorder speaks to me again I'll wring her neck!"
by Bleah January 01, 2004
the best looking in any given group or gathering.
Did you check out the Van Gorder over there? I can honestly say that is the only person I would openly fuck naked right here.
by Matthew Van Gorder May 09, 2008