A curious character, a Valynn. Easy on the eyes but somewhat of a maniac. A Valynn drives fast, often in highly-engineered German machinery, often laden in maniacal laughter. Should you encounter a Valynn, you'd be advised to approach with caution. Valynn's will make a fool of you, should you choose a poor method of approach or say the wrong thing. It would also be advised that you relocate your wallet to a front pocket and sleep with one eye open, should you bring one home with you. The world belongs to Valynn's. We are just here to amuse them.
"In a completely unexpected turn of events, my girlfriend suddenly pulled a Valynn-- hit the gas, closed her eyes and drove straight through that tunnel at the speed of light, cackling wildly, all the way!"
by Maneater August 20, 2012