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Valtýr is complete orgasm in your right heel. It can only be induced by using a computer keyboard, and sticking it up your anus.
Valtýr was also an old nordic lady who flashed her boobs at everyone that came by.
I just got a Valtýr last night, it was amazing! It came into my body just as my arrived.
by mjöll barðdal August 09, 2012