Val

Not only is Val a girl name but it can also be a guy name :D. He is reliable and can keep secrets fairly well. If your day was crappy he can make you smile by doing the stupidest things. Dont even try to ignore him... it wont work. Somehow he will get you talking ;D

Val-"How was your day?"
you-"HORRIBLE!...MY TEACHER GAVE ME AN F!"
Val(in some accent)-"What a punkhole"

you-(start laughing)

by alec col May 15, 2009

Val

Val is that bitch with the hottest fucking tits and the most massive ass. Her pussy is GOD and she sucks dick like a fucking vacuum cleaner. I’ve seen her lick pussy and it’s low key fire never cummed so fast in my life. Damn I would fucking die for Val.

Bro: Hey you see Val’s pussy?
Bro 2: BRO I DID IT WAS SO J U I C Y!

by daddypancakes October 30, 2020

Val

The abbreviated name for the store Val Surf.

Yo dawg, did you get that shirt from Val?

by abbreviator 123 September 12, 2010

Val

A confusingly amazing person? Their mind is so weird and yet interesting. They are nice and someone great to be friends with( maybe more :)) Honestly though if you have the chance enjoy their company... They are truly, truly a unique breed and quality.

Val and Luis are the best couple.

by Mysterious_Yandere April 21, 2023

Val

Valium, trade name of diazepam - it's a tranquiliser, float through customs - ooooooo!

please doctor i am nervous about my exams, can i have some vals, 5s please, and lots of them

by Richard Parker October 3, 2003

Val

My gay best friend that’s a masochist and wants to be penetrated roughly by the male specimen. He’s a bitch but that’s okay because I’m a bitch too. I chuckle at his lame jokes because...yes. He’s rlly gay. Tell him to stop sending me gacha porn of his OCs

Person #1: Did you hear that a gay guy had one night stand with three guys?!
Person #2: That’s a Val

by g8thica6v September 23, 2019

Val

A really good looking mexican guy that every girl wants to smash or date but then they realize that he doesn’t catch feelings and just cums and goes as he pleases

Val is so fat boi

by Yoyo boyfriend June 19, 2019