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Vag Patch 

this is the "band aid" like accessory with real pubes on the surface that trannies like to wear in order to conceal their cocks
Hey Ernie, if your not a fag, why didn't you stop making out with her (or him) after you realized IT was wearing a Vag Patch?
Vag Patch by 777geez November 20, 2015

Vag Patch 

An industry term for a patch used to cover a woman's vagina when filming a nude scene in which ones' private parts should not be showing, as stated by Emmy Rossum on the March 1st, 2011 episode of Conan.
If I have to take off my underwear for this scene I'm going to need you to get me a vag patch
Vag Patch by xroyalrooterx March 17, 2011
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Vag Patch 

A style of feminine pubic hair grooming which results in a soul patch sized hair grooming directly above the outer lips of the vagina.
I wasn't paying attention during my wax and instead of the usual neat triangle I usually get, I ended up with a vag patch.
Vag Patch by taylorreeve June 23, 2016

Vag Patch 

The female version of cock blocking.
"That prude, Emily, totally Vag patched me and Chris at the party."

P.S Lindsay, you are a skank for doing that :P
Vag Patch by UnderWhere? June 23, 2010

vag patch 

A step up from calling some one a douche bag.
"That dude is such a Vag Patch"

"This game is straight out of the Vag Patch"
vag patch by Travis Hecker April 25, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026