Vader

A fart that is so stank that it causes choking action.

I Vadered the elevator.

by Sykus January 28, 2011

Vadering

The act of breathing heavily into a microphone, cell phone etc., without realizing it. Breathing is often heard when the microphone is too close to one's nostrils.

Hey Dave? You're vadering REALLY badly, dude. I'll have to either turn down the volume, or you need to pull that mic out of your nose...

by Marie "Creek" January 14, 2010

Vader

A tall dark figure played by David Prowse, the coolest sith ever.

Why do I suddenly feel like running an a field?

by Slough in a Shoe September 24, 2003

Vader

A penis with a very large head, resembling Darth Vader's helmet.

"Sure your dick might be bigger, but I've got a Vader and you don't!"

by SteveBorga July 28, 2011

Vader

Male parent of the offspring. Vadernal, the adjective can be used in any situation involving a Vader.

Luke, I am your Vader.

Noooooooooo!

by The Snoops December 7, 2010

Vadering

Unknowingly breathing heavily (like Darth Vader) into the receiver during a conference call thus distracting or disturbing other callers.

Bob, is that you Vadering? I can't understand anything. Please mute!

by grp August 3, 2009

vader

adjective - someone who is drawling or not acting right.

Me: Come on. Let's go to the schoolyard, man.
Friend: Naw. I don't wanna go to the schoolyard.
Me: Why you acting all vader?

by anonymous12345679 April 22, 2009