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When a ho sleeps with you to collect your spoo and then visits a spa or clinic to have your seed vacuumed out and given to another gal who wants to have your child without you knowing it. Also known as a collection agent in the pro ho biz.
A vacuum ho is one more good reason to wear a raincoat.
by Mr. Chips April 19, 2006

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