by Megrock May 6, 2008
by -[ SiX ]- May 16, 2003
E-VD is an electronic venereal disease that is passed from one computer to another by various means. E-VD is most commonly spread through an office network when one moron, who believes that the sole purpose of a computer is to access the internet, acquires an E-VD, such as E-Herpes for which there is no cure. E-VD can result in loss of control of your personal computing accessories, loss of sleep, bruising of the fists from punching the monitor, and occasional oily seapage.
My emplyoer has been promiscuously surfing the internet, and seems to have contracted E-VD, specifically a strain of E-Herpes Simplex Type 1, which has been spread to my computer via the office network, resulting in the loss of DVD drive, for which their no known cure.
by Cathy, Jeff, and Tamee May 1, 2008
by LilMega September 1, 2020
The above remark is to be considered to be a joke. In no way is it meant to be otherwise unless otherwise stated in a sub-thought disclaimer. In the event where there is a sub-thought disclaimer it will not be a joke but the truth and not to be laughed at because the truth is not funny. With only the VD present, the joke can be confirmed as funny and then is to be laughed at because jokes are funny. Hooty-hoo!
That joke deserves a VD - Van Disclosure.
by Jimmie061 October 16, 2009
a slave to his mistress: annemijn
he gets beaten in his balls and he likes it
he even gets punisched by her on school
he gets beaten in his balls and he likes it
he even gets punisched by her on school
hi jorik vd hoek how are you doing?
by caius November 26, 2004
That the Whole Goddamn Planet or at least 2-3 Niggas you no done went and got a case of VD(coronavirus).
by Jake/Chels'0711 April 28, 2022