a state with good scenary and wierd people; has many spectatcular views in the rockies and the famous salt flats of bonneville; most of the people live in a compact corridor between odgen-salt lake-provo. now the people- the most conservative in the country: basketball obsessed, skiing mormons
utah has nice moutains and crazy mormons.
by StatesDude April 4, 2004
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A "pretty, great" state. Home to most Mormons in the USA. Utah is usually mistaken for the most closeminded state (seriously, have you been to Wyoming or Oklahoma?) NOT a diverse state, mostly caucasion mormons (but they are nice). Most of Utah's new generation is very open-minded and mostly Catholic. Utahns are usually happy, cheerful people who bring you batch after batch of brownies and cookies after you move in. Home of the '02 Winter Olympics, The Used, Fry Sauce, Arcitic Circle, Ice Berg and "The greatest snow on Earth".
If you are from Utah, you should have Utahn pride no matter what.
by October85 August 7, 2006
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I had a black friend drive through utah, he got pulled over 3 times crossing the state and he never speeds, he said it's like they radioed his presence when he crossed the border (true story)
by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006
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Mormon Land. Morminishis, Utah is, some would say.
"You can't throw a rock without hitting a missionary while you're in Utah." said the Old Lady who lived in a shoe.
by mizcoolio June 18, 2008
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1) home of the greatest snow on earth, and people who have live here all their lives and STILL can't drive in the "greatest snow". only in Utah will you find it snowing at 40 degrees Fahrenheit, and and raining at 12 degrees Fahrenheit. one of the states with the highest teen-pregnancy rate in america.

2) a really bad joke.
>"hey, lets go to utah."
>>"but i like monogamy and alcohol."
by Morgan Reid December 29, 2011
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A dry, uninhabitable desert. If your car breaks down on any of the major highways, you will die.
Welcome to Utah! The next gas station is 200 miles away!
by elpatro March 2, 2009
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1. A Western US State founded by LDS pioneers who moved west to escape religious persecution.
2. "A Pretty Great State"
3. A state that has a pretty good sense of humor about itself and its conservative nature and traditional values.
4. A word or state that elicits volatile responses usually laced with profanity and closed minded statements from people who say that Utahns are all close minded, and will probably give this a profanity laced "thumbs down".
1. Utah is the 45th State.
2. The state motto.
3. Bebe - Frasier's unscrupulous agent: (gives an evil laugh and says very sarcastically) Well, when there's a dirty job to be done, you can't go wrong with a Mormon.
4. Closed minded ignorant comments that hint of a family tree that doesn't fork like this: "A real f*d up state. Utah is full of poligamist freak mormons." Hmmm... Mormons haven't practiced polygamy since 1890. Anyone still practicing polygamy ** IS NOT A MORMON **. Also reminds me of a favorite quote... "Profanity is the attempt a weak mind to express itself forcefully".
by GimmeAFrigginBreak October 16, 2008
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