Ivana: I was editing the other night on UrbanDictionary, and I rejected 1102 urbanspams in a row!

Nigel: Haha! I feel like urbanspamming. I will write a definition named after Bobby, that guy who annoys me because I have no social life. I will write that to do a "bobby" is to fornicate with wild donkeys! Haha! Revenge of the nerds!

Humphrey: Haw haw! I'm so witty I'll write up a definition of an inside joke nobody else will understand but me! Heehaw!

Generic Asshole: Oh... so urbanspamming is not telemarketing city-dwellers? I must be another dumbass who takes things too literally. Like I got third-degree burns after going out of the frying pan and into fire! Mind you, I could only fit half a buttock into my George Foreman grill. Someone make a word up to describe people like me.

Stephanie: Some editors are lazy and click "yes" for every definition without even reading it... I'm beginning to lose faith in humanity! Oh wait, there wasn't any to begin with...