what ever blows the dirt up your skirt

1. Synonymous with "whatever lifts your luggage".
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.

Brian: hey damian
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!

by Big poppa2923 May 15, 2010

whatever blows your skirt up

1. Of or relating to any and every situation in which the outcome is not of particular importance.

"Mr. K, should I use blue or black ink?"
"Well... whatever blows your skirt up."

by R-dawg, K-money April 27, 2006

whatever blows your skirt up

same as whatever floats your boat

"That gay hooker that renowned homophobe Dr. Rekers hired when he went overseas is not cute at all, but, whatever blows your skirt up."

by Nate River May 10, 2010

Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!

When you're at your local joust and you want to root for the horse with the biggest dick, but you can't tell which one is biggest because the horses have those decorative cloak/skirt things on; this is what you yell

You: Man I want the horse with the biggest dick to win this joust
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!

by Spike The Dragon September 25, 2018

blow my skirt up

Is when something happens that excites you. (Blows you away)

That movie did/didnt blow my skirt up

by Cybergora April 2, 2017

blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma April 17, 2014

blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma March 24, 2014