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Unjust Enrichment 

"Being the head of a criminal global banking cartel, in control of a nation's money supply, able to lower interest rates to 0, print an excessive amount of digital money, and use it to purchase various assets for personal gain."
“Unjust enrichment” shall not prevail.

I can’t read anyone’s heart, but all I know is “unjust enrichment” will not go unpunished.
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Unjust Enrichment 

Yeah, that's totally what's happening here! You go Sarah! Wooooooooo!
Hym "This is all kinds of unjust enrichment! And stalking... And harassment in the workplace... Gaslighting... Child endangerment... Unpaid labor... Uncredited chief researchering... This is a lot of bad things all happening to me... My car broke down... Dry balls... None of this is good... And it LITERALLY CAN'T BE MY FAULT! Because I'm not being unjustly enriched. I'm not stalking myself. I'm not harassing myself. I'm not gaslighting myself. My children aren't in danger. I didn't uncredit or unpay myself. I didn't do a lot of bad things to myself. And both my car and my balls have been on borrowed time for a while now!"
Unjust Enrichment by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

unjust enrichmond 

Refers to da invalidly-acquired proceeds of flimflamming da casinos located in Virginia's capital city into paying out a whole truckload of moolah dat you didn't actually win.
While it's true dat da infamous "cheating Vegas" swindler Dennis Nikrasch performed most of his shenanigans in Nevada rather than Virginia, da millions in undeserved assets dat he dishonestly reaped could still be considered "unjust enrichmond", no matter what geographical area he obtained said ill-gotten gains from.
unjust enrichmond by QuacksO January 5, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016