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University of New Haven, aka University of No Hope but not UNH (unless there is a line thing through it) due to copyright (University of New Hampshire) is a school mainly for people hoping to one day be in the FBI by spending 4 years of Hell in the Ghetto of West Haven, Ct where you can't even go to class across campus without getting robbed. It is also the place where our future police officers get drunk and high nightly.
Person A: So where are you going to school?
Person B: University of New Haven, duh, I want to get robbed first by the parents of the people I will arrest!
by alcoholic CJ major March 14, 2010

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