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The best frickin' country in the world! and the only one that matters. So all you countries out there that complain about us, Shut your mouth cuz' we pay for your shit and we deal with all your BS.

Basically, everyone is playa hatin' because their jealous of the United States of America and most of all because, We run this shit!
Person: What's that piece of crap up North

Genius: Oh yeah it's Canada, the place that always bitches about the US even though we do all their shit!

The United States of America rules!
by TBurr May 15, 2007
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The Worlds only Real Superpower. The toughest mother fuckers on earth. Everyone is hard workin, gets there jobs done, and fucks up any contry that screws with it.
Hey have you heard about the united states of america?.....wtf do you think (radiated Japaneese man)
by Silver Soldier November 30, 2011
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The greatest country in the world. Led by the worst president ever. Land of the free, home of the brave.
And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free... United States of America.
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Despite the fact that the United States of America has aided numerous countries, remained consistently stable in its political and social order, established peace and order throughout much of the world, and promoted the most sensible and fair form of government, it is constantly criticized as a bully superpower by countries jealous of its economic and military might.
by Tim_thethinker November 20, 2008
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1. The best country on planet Earth...Period.

If you disagree, there are only 2 explanations:
1. You are mentally handicapped. (retarted, for those of you who are just above this level.)
2. You live or used to live in a country that you know is not nearly as great as the U.S.A., and are therefore envious.

And if you live in America and have a problem with the country, here is a quote for you:
"If you are mad at this country, and pissed at what we do, then i say drag your skank ass somewhere else and see how you do. I know you will be back, because you'll find it to be true, that there ain't no better place than the Red, White, and Blue.
If little Chan-Tong Lee from China was asked by his teacher to point out on a globe the one place in the world that he thinks is the greatest, there would be no doubt that he would get a boner while directing his finger towards The United States of America.

It's a no brainer for anyone who knows anything...WE ARE THE BEST!
by jtU.S.A.#1 July 18, 2009
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A country founded as a melting pot which became the most racist shit hole ever to walk the earth. One Hispanic alone will be made fun of by white trash goverment ruling mother fuckers. FUCK AMERICA.
Dude where you moving.
United States of America.
Don't, it's a piece of shit, move to Canada. No ones racist there.
I finally understand.
by A Rebel October 11, 2010
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Everything that's wrong with Western society can be found here: A country filled with ignorant, obese, gun-loving, xenophobic, brainwashed, Christian fools who don't know what freedom means despite shouting it around all day. If you don't believe me take a look at who they just elected as president
I'M FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! FREEDOM FUCK YEAH!

Dude just stfu
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