The biggest shithole ever! Run by a complete asshole called Tony Blair.
Do i NEED an example?! Just look at it for yourself!
by I Can't Tell Ya That! May 5, 2005
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Just like Narnia, it doesnt exist, though a few English still believe it does...
Peter opened the wardrobe door and walked into it, he soon found himself in United Kingdom
by tammypooper June 2, 2011
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Morons: 99% of the population
Smart people: 1% of the population
by Detroit Ryda June 8, 2005
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A sad, desolate place in north western Europe. where people's teeth are falling out as you read this, stabbing rates are increasing by the second, where people's T's are none existent, and the place where beans on bread is acceptable.
Guy 1: Man, the Falklands remind me of United Kingdom. Sad, and desolate.
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A place where a lot of people just think it's another word for England. But it also has Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland as well as England.
The United Kingdom is better than the United States in almost every way.

Sorry Americans
by Power476 September 14, 2020
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The United Kingdom consists of Two beautiful countries, A shite one and Northern Ireland. Some say Britain is like a thistle, Beautiful and majestic at the top, and full of pricks at the bottom. The best country in the United Kingdom is Scotland because the english are all stuck up tea drinking Queen lovers.
Are you from the United kingdom?
Yes.
Which part?
England.
I dislike your country.
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The source of ALL that is evil nowadays in the world: racism, ignorance, falseness, intollerance, colonialism, outsourcing, hate, arrogance, slavery, exploitation, subjugation, centralization, mind closure and utter inability to PRONOUNCE alphabet letters for their phonetic meaning.
This "country" is inhabited by a naive populaion that thinks that acting accordingly to what mentioned above is allright since that's what they've been doing for centuries.
Britsh gentleman: Pardon me sir, this is the United Kingdom, so could you please get back to your country so we can continue to exploit your pathetic race in the same faraway land we colonized XXX years ago and I simultaneously won't ruin my tea time smelling your inferior kind and hearing your unbearable accent?
by Ashamed of being English April 13, 2008
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