A racist airline that beats Chinese doctors. The defenceles small Ching Chong screams while united rape him. United are in the shit now Ching Wang Wong land are coming to get them and the dank memes are destroying there company. They also have a new motto 'we don't beat our competitors, we beat our customers' United are now worse that Ryan air where you usually sit next to a fat Bastard whose flabs are having out and asked if he can eat your Mars bar. United use there planes to penetrate sluts now. United are also planning 9/11 number 2.
United Airlines: Come fly with us, we don't beat our competitors, we beat you.
Chinese Doctor:. Ching Chong you beat me buttfucks.
by Aggravated Ching Chong April 16, 2017
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