unconious 

Of a kayaker. One who has imbibed too much Caribbean Twist (R) to be of a stable frame of mind and indeed may add to the amusement of all present with ample photographic opportunity.
( NB: This definition arose from a humurous typography error on club clothing)

He's so unconious he can't even throw up on himself.

unconious by SUCC June 21, 2007

uncious hippogriff 

A ridiculous hipster who would rather go out and party than stay at home and watch tv and eat non-stop, a.k.a - a FOADIE

Why you tryin to leave the house this century? You ain't no uncious hippogriff or nothing...Get back over here and watch pretty little liars with me and eat these motherf*&king donuts!!!!

uncious hippogriff by captainpussycat August 9, 2012

unconcious fat transference

the process by which when you break up with someone, they lose 15 pounds while you gain 15 pounds

Him: Hey, I've been working out and lost 15 pounds. I almost have my six pack!
Her: Holy crap! I've GAINED 15 lbs. You totally practiced unconcious fat transference on me! I hate you!

unconcious fat transference by Bebe de la Luna September 4, 2008

unconciousnessism

the act or feeling of unconciousness.

a) larry got knocked the fuck out, he was actively engaged in unconciousnessism.

b) i ran into a pole, whilst unconcious i felt feelings of unconciousnessim.

unconciousnessism by the dolmio grinner June 11, 2009

uncious 

narrow minded with annoyance; someone who thinks they know it all

my roomate is one HELLA uncious betch.

uncious by lalalalalalala7 May 29, 2008

Unconcious Woo 

When you surprise your woman or man with words of love, and didn't realize you did it.

Last night I told my woman she was the sexiest woman alive as I roll back over to sleep, and she blushed from unconcious woo.

Unconcious Woo by Daddy yum yums December 20, 2018

unctious 

Really bad or Bren-like.

The smell of that, Bren! That was unctious.

unctious by bosco May 14, 2004