The oddball uncle in a backwoods West Virgina family who fondles all of the children. This character is usually between 5'3" and 5'6" and weighs no more than 120 pounds. He has little to no teeth and long stringy hair complimented by a long stringy beard.
Billy Sue: "I don't wanna go to Uncle Diddles house! Everytime I do my ass ends up hurting for 3 days!"
by Big Daddy Longdick August 07, 2011