Sunlit Uplands

In Brexit mythology, Sunlit Uplands is the dwelling of both false idols (politicians) and idealogues ( tabloid reading tossers). It is comparable to Asgard in Norse mythology, Mount Olympus in Greek mythology and Heaven in Abrahamic mythology. Only the truly faithful may apparently get a chance to enter and gaze at the elusive untold fortunes - and unicorns.

No of course I haven’t seen the fucking Sunlit Uplands of Brexit, or fucking unicorns; because it was always going to be bollocks! Just like all the other mythical shit people fall for.

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Sunlit Uplands by Ultra Vires May 24, 2022

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upland high school

A public school with a bunch of white fck boys, hot Cheeto loving hoes, and black people who think they can rap....only 5% of the girls are attractive there but there all snakes, the parties are gay and get rolled by the cops and everyone thinks ther hot shi*t

Upland High school a public school

upland high school by The fag December 3, 2015

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Upland High School

A public school that is full of Snitches. Everybody thinks they're all big and bad until they have to fight. Most kids swear they bang. But they claimin another set the next week. The school is filled with boys who just chill in the restroom with there juuls and carts . The girls at the school are all hoes and think they're potheads because they have a wax pen. Also 99.8% of the females are under 5'4 . Most "Student Athletes" don't even care about their grades. And the proctors only watch that one group that used to hangout by the J building and behind the PE portable. The most fun you can have during the weekend is going to a dickfest party you know that is going to get shutdown an hour after it started. Most of the girls at the parties just wallflower and stay on their phones. Anyways by junior year everybody gets sent to chillside. The End.

Upland High School where the kids are higher then their grades.

Upland High School ain't even that bad.

Upland High School by FuckUplandPd March 19, 2019