Girlfriend: My grandmother's coming into town this week.
Male: Uh huh... (boss at 25%)
Girlfriend: I don't think you're listening to me.
Male: Oh... (boss nearly dead; that shit better drop this time.)
Girlfriend: Jesus Christ! My grandma died three years ago, Chris!
Male: Awh... (That douche warlock better not roll....)
Girlfriend: I'm leaving you for your brother...
Male: I love you! (*Wins roll against that fucktard lock.*)