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An ugly person
Now what are you staring at? You ugly monkey!
by Jeff Dahmer June 21, 2004
When a person reaches into his/her anus pulling out fecal matter and flicks it into their partners face. This is best practiced when the fecal matter is runny and soft.
Honey, I just took a shower why did you have to ugly monkey me?
by Eggbert Brown May 11, 2006