USS Nimitz

Short for "Never Imagined Myself In This Zoo."

Army Man: I'm deploying to Afghanistan next week. What about you?
Navy Man: USS Nimitz.
Army Man: And what are you going to do on a boat for 6 months with a bunch of men and not enough women?
Navy Man: I am an accountant.
Army Man: ...
Navy Man: What?
Army Man: ...GTFO, squid.

USS Nimitz by Squid48 October 16, 2009

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USS Nimitz

Only the most feared military vehicle in the world!

"That is one fearful military vehicle," Brent stated. "It must be the USS Nimitz!" exclaimed Curt.

USS Nimitz by B Hard January 17, 2008

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The Sinking of the USS Nimitz

While copulating with someone from behind, licking your index and middle fingers and sticking one up each nostril.

"Let's try 'The Sinking of the USS Nimitz' tonight!"

The Sinking of the USS Nimitz by billnted May 5, 2008

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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