UMD

Abbreviation for University of Massachusetts at Dartmouth. Not to be confused with Dartmouth College. It's kinda similar, only UMD doesn't have enough parking, classrooms, or housing, and it looks like a fallout shelter. A spaceship fallout shelter.

A: Where you you go to college?
B: Um... Dartmouth.
A: Wow, you go to Dartmouth College?
B: Um, no, UMD.
A: Oh, sucks for you.

by Archibald Baxter-Williams December 13, 2007

umd

the University of Minnesota Duluth

SOMEDUDE: yo, what college to you go to?
ME: umd
SOMEDUDE: SAD. SO SAD.

by phan is ruining my life January 5, 2018