The text above is infact irony. The staff dont care, they come on when they like, and the server is more unstable than a soufflé.
Sam: No, what's it like?
Fred: Well they have loads of channels for loads of different stuff.
Sinister Voice: Haha, UKChatterBox, if you want to be pushed around by dictators, and thrown off the service for the slightest little thing, go ahead, but I'd use FSIRC, its cool, stable, and you can do what you want...