UFP

unknown friendly people or person

hey man watch your sister that UFP is getting pretty close

by bigg_daddy_smokey June 19, 2009

UFP

The United federation of Planets from the cooler than Star Wars Star Trek series'.
(Unlike dumbfucks I use grammer. See that Apostrophe;)

Theyr planning to attack the UFP!!!

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

ufp

unidenified flying penis

"LOOK MA theres a ufp in the air"

by Vector X3 November 9, 2020

ufps

"Uncontrollable Farty Pants Syndrome"

A common malady among the male of the species. Often accompanied by an ass-scratch, balls-tug (and sniff), and other morning male rituals.

That's the third dutch oven you've given me! I think you have UFPS!

by PooPoo4U August 21, 2006

ufp

You fucking prick.

“Oi, Maya what you doing chatting to my man ufp!”

by roxy’s bitches August 15, 2021

ufp

abbreviation for ultra fine point, ex. ufp sharpie

friend: shit i lost my pen what do i do?
me: ufp sharpies can also be used like a pen

by lilsamsixty9 June 2, 2021