A comeback so powerful that there are five possible outcomes.
1. Nothing happens because there was no insult in the first place
2.The opponent dies because the insult was miniscule
3 You die because the insult was moderate
4. You summon armies if the dead because the burn was kinda bad.
5. God comes to intervene because the original burn was really bad
???6 A never documented result only heard in legends you become ultra instict shaggy
1. Nothing happens because there was no insult in the first place
2.The opponent dies because the insult was miniscule
3 You die because the insult was moderate
4. You summon armies if the dead because the burn was kinda bad.
5. God comes to intervene because the original burn was really bad
???6 A never documented result only heard in legends you become ultra instict shaggy
by Gotta give me a game plan March 1, 2019
The University of Utah, Utah's oldest and largest public university, located in Salt Lake City.
Has a rivalry with the LDS-funded Brigham Young University. Both schools are more than decent, except the U of U is less expensive and welcomes non-Mormon students.
This is where Utah students go when they want to actually have fun in college.
Has a rivalry with the LDS-funded Brigham Young University. Both schools are more than decent, except the U of U is less expensive and welcomes non-Mormon students.
This is where Utah students go when they want to actually have fun in college.
No strict dress code, no morning prayer, no creationism in our science textbooks. These are some of the benefits of choosing the U of U over BYU.
by NonConformist March 2, 2012
The end all be all of all arguments. Doesn’t have a cool down and will completely annihilate your opponent.
by Urmumgaylol1226 February 19, 2018
The ONLY known technique that is able to free you from the almost-inescapable insult, known as, "ur mom gay lol."
How to use this dreadful counter:
1. Bait your (already dead) opponent into using the one hit one kill insult, "ur mom gay lol."
2. Smile! You've already won. Use the "no u" comeback.
3. Watch your opponent die a horrible death. Don't let children watch, as the violence is too much for young minds.
How to use this dreadful counter:
1. Bait your (already dead) opponent into using the one hit one kill insult, "ur mom gay lol."
2. Smile! You've already won. Use the "no u" comeback.
3. Watch your opponent die a horrible death. Don't let children watch, as the violence is too much for young minds.
Fortnite player: Hey uhh, wanna play some Fortnite bro?
You: Uhh, dude? Miss me with that gay shit.
Fortnite player: Hah! Ur mom gay lol!
*You smile cruelly, as it's just too easy.*
You: no u... lol
*NANI?!*
*Fortnite player dies an indescribably violent, bloody death.*
You: Uhh, dude? Miss me with that gay shit.
Fortnite player: Hah! Ur mom gay lol!
*You smile cruelly, as it's just too easy.*
You: no u... lol
*NANI?!*
*Fortnite player dies an indescribably violent, bloody death.*
by TheSpeedOfLight February 24, 2018
The fucking best comeback anyone could say. It is impossible to say things after that apart from no u back.
by NiggaThot6969 April 30, 2019
by enigmatic January 25, 2003
Man 1: Fuck you
Man 2: no u
Man 1: FUCK YOU MAN
Man 2: no u
Man 1: You're a insignificant piece of garbage with nothing to live for, no one in the world will ever care for you. Your existence is a lie. You think that you are intelligent but in reality you are someone who is hurt, mistaken and FUCKING USELESS. You attempt to hide the truth that you're scared, but we all know you are scared. You want to reply something else instead, you decide to just say the same phrase over and over again, you have no skill or a life. You just spend your life on the internet and act all high and mighty on there; but as soon as you go into the real world, you'll just be like everyone else. Useless.
Man 2: n o u
Man 2: no u
Man 1: FUCK YOU MAN
Man 2: no u
Man 1: You're a insignificant piece of garbage with nothing to live for, no one in the world will ever care for you. Your existence is a lie. You think that you are intelligent but in reality you are someone who is hurt, mistaken and FUCKING USELESS. You attempt to hide the truth that you're scared, but we all know you are scared. You want to reply something else instead, you decide to just say the same phrase over and over again, you have no skill or a life. You just spend your life on the internet and act all high and mighty on there; but as soon as you go into the real world, you'll just be like everyone else. Useless.
Man 2: n o u
by MuhBoment February 5, 2021