a disgusting muti-colored excuse of a penis. usually with a light and dark color. very noticeable even with a glance from a meat-gazer! extremely embarrassing!
HOLY SHIT JOHN, YOUR DICK IS TWOTONE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST KILL YOURSELF!
by JP03 December 30, 2009
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A person with two different colored nipples visible from lenghts of up 25 feet.
Holy shit jon look that dude is twotoned
by HavicBliss January 26, 2009
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“Pulling a twotone” is used to describe someone who is running away frm opps after constantly netbanging
You see that p*ssy? He just pulled a twotone
by Gofundtheopps February 26, 2021
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Holy fuck that fig newton is like twice the normal size. It's a Fig Twoton!
by Loren Newman August 23, 2005
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