An outspoken often times rude grandmother. Usually with grey / white hair which is cut very short like a man's. Their facial appearence is often ugly refered to as a, "mug". Usually their marriages are still intact over many years, however there is no, "love" instead there is hatred and contempt for their partner. They often demand people serve them like royalty and often times carry grudges over their entire lifetime. They often make impulsive and irrational decisions based on emotion and distorted facts. There is a high concentration of these types in southwest Florida.
The granny two shoes next door drove over and destroyed my mail box with her cadillac! When I asked what happened she said it was my fault! Granny two shoes also said, "....my jerk husband is still alive damnit!"
by Papertowel9999 April 7, 2011
A person (almost always a female) who tries to be as good and "clean" as humanly possible. She is more often than not a staunch conservative and takes pride in her virginity and her practice of abstinence. She is definitely a God-fearing girl who always goes to church every Sunday, and indeed, based on the way she dresses, she looks like she's going to church every day. She cannot abide it when people cuss in front of her–the most extreme goody two shoeses faint when hearing foul language–and of course she would never consider smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or having any physical contact with a boy beyond holding hands or perhaps a kiss on the cheek. Can be nice but eventually begins to lecture you about your "sinful" lifestyle and just becomes a pest.
by the-anomaly July 8, 2006
(noun)
Belittling and insulting term for a person who won't do anything that can be regarded as "wrong" or "immoral". A male or female who perceives him/herself (or is believed to perceive him/herself) as morally superior - often also God-fearing and full-bloodedly American.
(Disclaimer: Not very urban or very modern slang these days, though.)
See also: politically correct, Pollyannaish, Daddy's Little Girl
Belittling and insulting term for a person who won't do anything that can be regarded as "wrong" or "immoral". A male or female who perceives him/herself (or is believed to perceive him/herself) as morally superior - often also God-fearing and full-bloodedly American.
(Disclaimer: Not very urban or very modern slang these days, though.)
See also: politically correct, Pollyannaish, Daddy's Little Girl
So you spent all your money to give to the homeless, then went to singing in church and now you won't engage in oral sex with me? Why, aren't YOU miss Goody Two-Shoes today?
by Mefistofeles August 24, 2004
A person (Usually a female) who usually does not enjoy drugs, drinking, partying, or getting into any trouble. They don't like getting in trouble, especially in school. They sometimes can be quiet or sometimes they can be very outgoing. You will almost never catch them at a party. He/She may be a straight A student and a teacher's pet. Or sometimes they could be using the "Good-Girl/Boy" disguise and actually may be the complete opposite of they seem to be.
"I think she is using that goody two shoes look to trick us."
"Man, what a goody two shoes. She doesn't even want to hold my hand."
"Man, what a goody two shoes. She doesn't even want to hold my hand."
by Dweebofficial January 6, 2017
"These blue yummies are properly filtered and ready for release... time for the suwannee two-shoe!"
"Hey Srgt. pull over to shore, i need to pee"
... "that would be far to inneficient, its time for you to pull a little suwannee two-shoe"
"Hey Srgt. pull over to shore, i need to pee"
... "that would be far to inneficient, its time for you to pull a little suwannee two-shoe"
by TeamHonkey March 15, 2008
Any prominent white person, but usually an academic or lefty, who shames and publicly lectures ordinary white people about “white privilege,” often while taking advantage of their own position of privilege to do so.
How dare that Beverly Hills whitey-two-shoes come out here to University of Arkansas to talk down to white students about racism.
by Rabbarousa October 1, 2018
Is a person who is always sweet, nice and follow the rulers perfectly. THey never do anything bad or rebellious. This word isn't a compliment- it has the connotation of a person who always acts good and is a little bit arrogant about it, showing off their perfect behavior.
He is a goody two shoes.
by THE KICKBOXER February 14, 2018