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a time where there is no access to a restroom; or no way to get to a restroom, when participating in an athletic event such as a marathon, a serious meeting, a long interview, a road trip, a crowded event such as a concert or pro athletic game. When menstruating heavily, a gal must use two tampons to get through the event to avoid a bloody accident
Our team meeting was a Two Tampon Ordeal. There was no way I was escaping to the bathroom.

I was so nervous for my first marathon. It was a Two Tampon Ordeal, luckily I placed 11th with no accidents!
by krvie1 July 13, 2011