|1.||Two Boobs, One Hole|
The belief of the heterosexual minimalist that reduces the importance of aesthetic appeal during intercourse. Simply put, the belief that any woman with a pair of breasts and a vagina is more than sufficient for having intercourse. Also known as "I take whatever I can get".
Jim: "Dude, that girl is fugly as hell. I dare you to try and get with her".
Bob: "Sure, I don't care. Two Boobs, One hole, thats all i need".
Jim: "You're a freak, man."