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When you fuck a chineese prostitute in her nose while smoking pot to the point that her nose starts bleeding and falls off. After that you take her nose, place it on a piece of carpet, and repeditively twist the carpet to decompose her nose cartilage. After repeditive twisting it will turn into a powderey substance that you either inhale through the nose, or insert anally.
1.I twisted so much carpet last night that my shit can smell itself.
2. I heard Ian Fignewton was twisting carpet last night.
3. Im doing the carpet twist.
4. Im soo twisted right now that i want to read my textbook and hallucinate.
by Eiyahn Fignewtonburg December 05, 2009
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