| 1. | Tweetitis | ||
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A disease where you HAVE to go on twitter.
Common side effects include: Staying up all night on twitter Checking twitter on your phone every two seconds Having an epic freakout when deprived of twitter for more than 10 hours Failing exams/not doing homework/being late to work because you were on twitter Person 1: Dude why are you so tired?
Person 2: I have tweetitis. Person 1: Stop being so anti-social and put your freaking phone away! Person 2: I can't I have tweetitis! Person 1: *on phone* Uh hi, we've been without internet for about 9 and a half hours... what's happening? Person on phone: Sir, we'll get to you as soon as we can but you're quite far down on the list so it'll be another couple hours Person 1: I have tweetitis Person on phone: We'll be right there! Don't want another freak out on our hands! Teacher: Why isn't your homework done Pupil: I have tweetitis Parent: Why are your exams results so bad?! Kid: I have tweetitis Boss: You've been late to work 5 days in a row! You better give me a good reason not to fire your ass! Employee: I have tweetitis |
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