|1.||Tussling With The Russell|
Russell Tussling or Tussling With The Russell is an incredibly serious act of Up Fuckery in which one foolishly or misguidedly attempted to engaged a or THE Russell such as Russell Brant or Daniel A Russell.
To date only three people have actually been stupid enough to Tussle with the Russell: a paparazzi guy that Russell Brant punched in the face, Jesse Lott, and Coley Kelly (the latter of the three suffered most serious consequences)
Jesse: So you want to Pester the Jester?
Daniel A. Russell: Jesse, don't go Tussling With The Russell.
Mason: Oh Damn Jesse you done went and Fucked Up
Jesse: Shit I left you wide open for that one...