Top Definition
Tuss-ege A mammalary condition in which the victim's breasts hang down so much that that it leaves a thin layer of skin and fat stretching from the collarbone down to a coagulation of bunched mammary tissue at the bottom of the bust.

Etemology: Originates from an acronym describing the appearance of the blighted chest growths, TUbe Socks And Jello/Jelly, in the which a mass of grapefruit sized jello is dropped down a tube sock and hangs limp and unattractive at the bottom of the sock.
Most elderly women suffer from it when they bend over, as do select well-endowed chicks of the younger generations.

"Bitch has serious tusaj visible in that fly-lowcut summer dress."
by Ethan Alsobrook October 16, 2007

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