turtlefish

-- Rocky Kingston (bloodborn of Darr Kingston)

noun
Something worthless, deceptive, or insincere. Insolent talk or behavior.

intransitive verb
To foolishly engage in idle conversation. To attempt to mislead or deceive by talking nonsense.

adjective
Very nervous; anxious.

interjection
Used to covertly announce ones' hyper-aware state of something seeming off.

Synonym of 'bullshit.'

"Turtlefish."

by Rocky Kingston October 25, 2022

Turtleist

Turtleists are followers of the Turtleism religion. Turtleists do not believe in any religion besides Turtleism. They worship all turtles and believe that they are holy.

Man: Hey, do you know what religion Guy is?
Lady: Yeah, he's a Turtleist.

by Turtles Are Holy August 20, 2011

ninja turtleism

a belief that the 4 ninja turtles are really the 4 horseman of the apocalypse

dude u goin to the ninja turtleism benefit tomorrow

by marceld April 2, 2010

Turtle Fish

A girl with the body of a turtle and the face of a fish. Thinks she is friends with everyone she meets. Pays people to sleep with her.

"Oh my god, here comes turtle fish!! RUN!"

"The other day turtle fish was running to catch up to me and my friends, but she tripped!! And everyone peed there pants laughing."

by brittneyBitchface April 7, 2009

Turtletight

Very tight vagina.

Damn she was turtletight, and that shit is waterproof.

by BabyD3313 July 30, 2018

turtlebush

racial slang for a white person or persons.

when someone of the white ethnicity is listening to what is believed to be black music
" nice music you fuckin turtlebush "

by KAYBEEE + SARAHSEAAA October 8, 2008

turtlewash

Cutest guy ever. often used with chopped, which means you dont know me

rob your a turtlewash. "you got me chopped turtlewash"

by 123melissaNalyssa321 May 14, 2009